I really don't think UPS oughtta be bragging about something called "Quantum View". Are they saying they can tell you the position of your package or how fast it's going, but not both? And that even trying to observe that would change both anyway?
At least I'm not getting a cat shipped by them--I know what happened when Schroedinger tried that...
As you can clearly see from the photo above, he's actually Micheal Dukakis.
Also from the cheap sight-gags department:
The Pope could not be reached for comment.
Bucky Katt as Zaphod Beeblebrox? I guess that makes Satchel Arthur Dent, then.
You know, somebody should have just stuck one of those stickers on Iraq and saved a lot of grief.
Edmonton, Alberta -- After spending nearly $20 in quarters at the West Edmonton Mall skill-claw machine, Albertans were awarded a lovely, washable, polyester-free made in Canada Premier today. Also, Army awarded Alberta a seal for marksmanship and a gorilla for sand racing.
(Seriously, Stelmach was probably the least horrifying choice the PCs could have made--on a scale from 1 to Ted Morton, he rates an "ok, I guess"--but either the Sun editor hates him or he needs to give better photo, I'm not sure which...)
Exhibit A: David Foster Wallace, author of "Infinite Jest"
(photo from the Onion's rather amusing Sunday Magazine thingy)
Exhibit B: Axl Rose, author of that bit at the end of "Sweet Child O' Mine" that goes, "Where do we go now a-whoooahooahoooahoa sweet chi-ee--iiii-ee-iii-ee-ii-ee-ii-eee-iiiild of mi--eee-iiiiiiine"
Am I the only one who notices a resemblace?
