Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Saturday, December 23, 2006

You see what happens, Larry?

This is the best censorship EVER!

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Things to do in Saskatchewan when you're sober

...open a can with your teeth:

You know, in Alberta we have this thing we do where we pull the pull-tab forward with our hands so it pops the spout open. True story!
[via MeFi]

Thursday, December 7, 2006

He who smelt it, delt it.

In the name of science, the intrepid crew at Mythbusters tackle perhaps the ultimate urban legend: Do pretty girls fart?

So, ya married Norm Sun-of-a-Gunnarson, eh?

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: North Central

"North Central" is what professional linguists call the Minnesota accent. If you saw "Fargo" you probably didn't think the characters sounded very out of the ordinary. Outsiders probably mistake you for a Canadian a lot.

The Midland
The West
The Inland North
The Northeast
The South
What American accent do you have?
Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

Well, not so much mistaken for Canadian, there...

Sunday, December 3, 2006

"I would rather staple my ears to a horse."

From the inimitable BBC Top Gear, a sports car race with a difference: Can Clarkson & friends finish building a Caterham 7 in kit form before the Stig can drive a finished one to the track?

Albertans awarded new premier

Edmonton, Alberta -- After spending nearly $20 in quarters at the West Edmonton Mall skill-claw machine, Albertans were awarded a lovely, washable, polyester-free made in Canada Premier today. Also, Army awarded Alberta a seal for marksmanship and a gorilla for sand racing.

(Seriously, Stelmach was probably the least horrifying choice the PCs could have made--on a scale from 1 to Ted Morton, he rates an "ok, I guess"--but either the Sun editor hates him or he needs to give better photo, I'm not sure which...)