"CAUTION! Acme Klein Bottles are crafted from glass, an inorganic solid in an amorphous non-crystalline state. If dropped, an Acme Klein Bottle may shatter, possibly into paired single-sided Möbius loops. But then again, it may not. Other shocks -- including fast decelerations and Republican landslides -- may lead to similar fragmentation. Hand wash only, do not tumble dry."
Best. Consumer warning. Ever.
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Brings back some non-Alzheimered-but-still-hazy memories that I'd thought I'd successfully repressed... dang.
Painful flashbacks, Doc, it's what I do. I'm already planning my next vacation to collect rain samples in the Queen Charlottes :-)
Ah. Well, you'll be needing a bottle, then...
http://www.kleinbottle.com/specs_for_nice_klein_bottles.htm
"CAUTION! Acme Klein Bottles are crafted from glass, an inorganic solid in an amorphous non-crystalline state. If dropped, an Acme Klein Bottle may shatter, possibly into paired single-sided Möbius loops. But then again, it may not. Other shocks -- including fast decelerations and Republican landslides -- may lead to similar fragmentation. Hand wash only, do not tumble dry."
Best. Consumer warning. Ever.
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??? Never mind the html schtuffz - this bloody thing just ate my comment! ARRRGH!
An' yer verificator-thingy just said "igfub" at me! Oh, the gross impertinence...
I think that's it's mating call. I'm not sure what the mighty Captcha Beast considers romantic, but you might wanna avoid it just the same.
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