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To get the full effect of WFMU's comprehensive roundup of Elvira-style TV horror movie hosts, try moving your head back and forth, towards and away from your monitor, while Joe Flaherty says "Looook at all the text on the web page! Isn't it SCARY, kids?" in a terrible Bela Lugosi impression.

Come to think of it, there's probably a Firefox extension to do this for you...