Thursday, March 30, 2006
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
One of the most notorious drunk drivers in the Ottawa area has been found not criminally responsible on his latest impaired driving charges because of a mental disorder that makes him believe female celebrities are controlling his actions.
The 33-year-old man told psychiatrists that he knew the legal repercussions of his actions, but believed singer Shania Twain was helping him drive.
I believe this legal precedent will in the future be known as the Carrie Underwood defence.
Posted by arto at 5:48 PM
Saturday, March 18, 2006
Monday, March 6, 2006
The Aural Times sings the news so that you don't have to. Kind of like T. Herman Zweibel meets Tom Lehrer. Or like Songs To Wear Pants To without the restrictive dress code.
I mean, pants? I'm with Homer on that one.
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